Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Alexandre Cabanel Phedre

Alexandre Cabanel PhedreJoseph Mallord William Turner Dido Building CarthageJoseph Mallord William Turner Chichester CanalJoseph Mallord William Turner Rome from the Vatican
like a short set of Pan pipes, provided Pan was restricted to six notes, all of them the same. They were made of steel, welded together. There, the reason being, the stiff was dead at least two days, Cpl C. W. St. J. Nobbs agrees, so someone is telling meat pies, never trust anyone who falls on his arse for a living. Whereupon Dr Whiteface met us, and, damn near gave us the derriere velocite out of the place. It seemed to us, viz, me and Cpl C. W. St. J. Nobbs, that the Fools are worried that it might have been the Assassins, but we don't know why. Also, clown Boffo went on about us looking for Beano's nose, but he had a nose on when we saw him here, so we said to clown Boffo, did he mean a false nose, he said, no, a real one, bugger off. Whereupon we come back here.'
was a strip of serrated metal along one side, like a flattened-out cogwheel, and the whole thing reeked of fireworks.He laid it carefully beside his plate.He read Sergeant Colon's report. Fred Colon had spent some time on it, probably with a dictionary. It went as follows: 'Report of Sgt F. Colon. Approx. 10am today, Auguste 15, I proseeded in the company of Corporal, C. W. St. J. Nobbs, to the Guild of Fools and Joculators in God Street, whereupon we conversed with clown Boffo who said, down Beano, the corpus derelicti, was definitely seen by him, down Boffo, leaving the Guild the previous morning just after the explosion. This is dead bent in my opinion

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