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Every so often, you need a position where your man can just sit back andenjoy the ride -- and the view. This is probably the best position for justthat.Here's What You Need:Just the two of you.Here's How You Do It:Get your man naked. You, too.Place a couple of pillows against the headboard and have your man sitwith his back propped up against them, legs extended (he should becomfortable and look as if he were reading in bed).Straddle his lap, facing him, and lower yourself onto his erect penis.Once he's all the way inside you, put your arms behind you. Your handsshould be on the bed, about where his knees are, supporting you.Now lift your legs up one at a time and place your sink. The stem should be hanging over thesink.Using the knife, cut a hole in the balloon at the stem and let the waterdrain into the sink. As the balloon shrinks, you'll be able to peel it awayfrom the chocolate shell. When it's completely drained, throw theballoon away.Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.forget.PAGEfeet on the headboardjust over his shoulders.Bracing yourself with your hands, move up and down on your man'spenis. This is a position he will never poured over ice cream. It won't be the only thing hard tonight.Here's What You Need:One bottle of "hard shell" chocolate ice cream topping.One teaspoon of butter or margarine.One oblong-shaped balloon or unlubricated condom.One knife.Here's How You Do It:About an hour before the two of you are going to make love, fill theballoon with cold water and tie off the stem. Place it in the freezer andleave it there for the entire hour.Take the balloon out of the freezer and rub a little butter or margarine onit. Holding it by the stem over a sink, squeeze the "hard shell" chocolatetopping over the balloon, completely coating it.Wait about thirty seconds for the topping to harden, then lay the balloonon its side on the edge of the
Sunday, January 11, 2009
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